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Fish
Bowl
Fish & Chips
Shark Bait
Teach a Man to Fish
Full Circle
Once upon a time...
Why Fishing is better than making love
The Three Fishermen and the Mermaid
Woman v's Game Warden
Fish Jokes For Kids
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The Three Fishermen and the Mermaid
Three fishers were fishing when they came upon a mermaid, the mermaid offered
them one wish each so the first fisher said: "double my I.Q" so the mermaid did
it and to his surprise he started reciting shakespeare.
Then the second fisher said: "triple my I.Q." and sure enough the mermaid did it
and amazingly he started doing math problems he didn't know existed.
The third fisher was so impressed he asked the mermaid to quadruple his I.Q and the
mermaid said "Are you sure about this? It will change your whole life!" the
fisher said "yes" so the mermaid turned him into a woman.
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Why fishing is better than making love:
* When you go fishing and you catch something, that's good.
If you're making love and you catch something, that's bad.
* Fish don't compare you to other fishermen neither.
And don't want to know how many other fish you caught.
* In fishing you lie about the one that got away.
In loving you lie about the one you caught.
* You can catch and release a fish, you don't have to lie, and promise to
still be friends after you let it go.
* You don't necessarily have to change your line to keep catching fish.
* You can catch a fish on a 20-cent frozen squid.
If you want to catch a woman you're talking dinner and a movie minimum.
* Fish don't mind if you fall asleep in the middle of fishing.
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Once
upon a time ....
The difference between a fairy tale and a fish story is a fairy tail
begins, "Once upon a time..." and a fish story begins, " This ain't no
bullshit..."
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Teach
a Man to Fish
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish
and you feed him for a lifetime.
WOMENS VERSION:
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish - and you've got
the whole weekend to yourself.
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Fish
and Chips
One day while driving home from his fishing trip in the
pouring rain, a man got a flat tire outside a monastery.
A monk came out and invited him inside to have dinner and
spend the night. The motorist accepted. That night he had a wonderful dinner of fish and
chips. He decided to compliment the chef.
Entering the kitchen, he asked the cook, "Are you the
fish friar?" "No," the man replied, "I'm the chip monk."
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Shark Bait
A priest was walking along the cliffs at Dover when he came
upon two locals pulling another man ashore on the end of a rope.
"That's what I like to see," said the priest,
"A man helping his fellow man."
As he was walking away, one local remarked to the other,
"Well, he sure doesn't know the first thing about shark fishing."
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Women v's Game Warden
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort
up north. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn;
the wife preferred to read.
One morning the husband returned after several hours of fishing and decided to take a
short nap. The wife decided to take the boat out. She was not familiar with the lake so
she rowed out, anchored the boat, and started reading her book.
Along comes the Game Warden in his boat, pulls up alongside and says, "Good morning,
Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading my book," she replies as she thinks to herself,
"Is this guy blind or what?"
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
"But, Officer, I'm not fishing. Can't you see that?"
"But you have all this equipment, Ma'am. I'll have to
take you in and write you up."
"If you do that I will charge you with rape," snaps the
irate woman.
"I didn't even touch you," grouses the sheriff.
"Yes, that's true... but you have all the equipment ..."
Moral: Never argue with a woman who knows how to read!
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